Hey! I’m LowPaidProgrammer, your guide to the gritty, low-level world of…JavaScript? Yeah, that’s right. I’m digging deep into the lowest levels of JS—think console logs with edge, single-threading with style, and memory management where “memory” is really just “hoping it works.” 

On my channel, you’ll learn what it takes to squeeze every last bit of performance from JavaScript, even if you have to sacrifice sanity along the way. Whether it’s optimizing for loops like a mad scientist or diving into callback hell with no way back, I’m here to bring you the dark arts of low-paid, low-level JavaScript. Buckle up, and maybe bring coffee...or a debugger.